Tumblr (3.0; @stittstittstitt)http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti">niallhortonhearsawho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt</p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/51300119414http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/51300119414Sat, 25 May 2013 09:33:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkq2kb0wBP1qbjktho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tides.tumblr.com/post/49565152700/psychology-terms-sternbergs-love-theory" class="tumblr_blog">tides</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychology-terms.tumblr.com/post/20139471669/sternbergs-love-theory">psychology-terms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Sternberg’s Love Theory</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Empty love</p></blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50776827078http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50776827078Sat, 18 May 2013 21:54:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49622dc6ca6e50d9b7658c5791c29462/tumblr_mn047xOAlD1qzcdbeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50769828218http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50769828218Sat, 18 May 2013 20:06:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clearbay.tumblr.com/post/49939489415/i-love-ordering-things-from-online-its-like">clearbay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT </p> <p><span>｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ&gt;ᴥ&lt;ʔ･ﾟ･｡</span></p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538196868http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538196868Wed, 15 May 2013 20:31:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://echat.tumblr.com/post/39865814872/sometimes-im-drinking-something-and-i-can-feel-it">echat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore</p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538177442http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538177442Wed, 15 May 2013 20:31:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2llpSGv01qkgvd1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538112394http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50538112394Wed, 15 May 2013 20:30:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fafbff90e0cb7e0bc5559b5bf2e34d85/tumblr_mm3autP6aD1qep5zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50467453707http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50467453707Tue, 14 May 2013 22:21:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b6edbd7235a5eee65d39232608e686e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/601fe926e671d0371b32188e7528194e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/894e0aaa106a83211432a59c108aa721/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ad0ab0410b41995fdfdde425316a124/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9402e9d5f6705b290c566aa58c23b0f1/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/994bb692f36215477a8a71813fcd832e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/288ba1bda27bc96bfbc4a42d3d0efa89/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raptivist.tumblr.com/post/45117364008/heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has-arthritis-in-her">raptivist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Heidi the rabbit!</p> <blockquote> <p>Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!</p> <p>Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50467423724http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50467423724Tue, 14 May 2013 22:21:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ed8792109fc62122d76667ffa2073fd/tumblr_mmeb6q8koK1s058g9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50450101553http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50450101553Tue, 14 May 2013 18:34:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la1k5yVZv91qb6f1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blonde-buddha.tumblr.com/post/46888194499/thiscosmicobscurity-his-pledge-to-her-i-will">blonde-buddha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiscosmicobscurity.tumblr.com/post/35474339224/his-pledge-to-her-i-will-kill-the-spiders-i">thiscosmicobscurity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>His pledge to her:</strong></p> <p><em>i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50389955617http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50389955617Mon, 13 May 2013 22:11:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bec6ce18f8c305148fa568e1033ad16/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab40683a6fc1fe8a5a930624c21f7706/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a744df08fe808938b6b80ee1e7ef9bd1/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_49329316660"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_49329316660"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/REAL-FUNNY-OLD-SPORT">#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50389893414http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50389893414Mon, 13 May 2013 22:10:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df4b80c060c6c9163be9839fbdc60561/tumblr_mg4fqszo4p1qc8uqjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hellolucie.tumblr.com/post/50374924227/officer-booty-reporting-for-duty" class="tumblr_blog">hellolucie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>officer booty reporting for duty</p></blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50376879442http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50376879442Mon, 13 May 2013 19:28:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dulect.tumblr.com/post/49261944541">dulect</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>will you still love me when i’m no longer young and <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/01658d85257f9accafcf6cf7f5683d5f/tumblr_mm2i6pkXLu1qm5zw9o1_400.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50372658722http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50372658722Mon, 13 May 2013 18:32:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8e0592a00506db885f6aed6bf0fe860/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ec6ecfe7f90a4babd7a3f73899687b2/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9de3766e9aeb911fcf264d2b40374cc/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3232f66917ee2ba0db54d317b97b751e/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddabf62835f095fc7a267821ffc1a507/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57ee7beb0d05beb0759c919b355a9afc/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo8_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b096a781e8636db2a1fb5275765c16e/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77a5e77ce781b5db5169ea6038c7efc5/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a7c4e23631e823dd4c75974e5be5411/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d504d861e20f680b89c51e0ff2a3af0/tumblr_mmjvoaSSSM1r7qhgoo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50371818211http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50371818211Mon, 13 May 2013 18:21:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/809d94c115907bbe75f8590c1f58140b/tumblr_mmp8icjusy1r0ix14o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kristinemarija.tumblr.com/post/50310262275/shitandpiss-if-only-is-this-what-a-gangbang">kristinemarija</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down</span></p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50365728030http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50365728030Mon, 13 May 2013 17:01:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skarvika.tumblr.com/post/36456657821">skarvika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://masturb88ting.tumblr.com/post/36456435253/does-getting-a-septum-piercing-hurt">masturb88ting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>does getting a septum piercing hurt?</p> </blockquote> <p>it hurts the people that care about you</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0hzeCo1K1r98nm3.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50362218033http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50362218033Mon, 13 May 2013 16:15:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09de6a37aca238f94415fddb28f5b62f/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/738de554f62a06647180ba682535b09a/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25c9f20c87b61ce2cc724e3eecdb11e1/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0528b508500819fdd1b3c207393a3e0/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0233815f5bc7ad467c8e1486fae0d421/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e95c3e426482b4d515f9db98b26b795/tumblr_mmo3eqqdWf1rqrnlao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50311190856http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50311190856Sun, 12 May 2013 22:15:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/733ac0c43ca83d97faa565c4254b7ebb/tumblr_mik7onwRu91rm7lnyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0f6137cd7bb50361d6c85ea854e5e57/tumblr_mik7onwRu91rm7lnyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307729269http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307729269Sun, 12 May 2013 21:32:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfmfehHL21r7emoio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rag-d0ll.tumblr.com/post/49150489837/yup">rag-d0ll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yup.</p> </blockquote>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307683852http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307683852Sun, 12 May 2013 21:32:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f94f6a2be33d23db86f860b3d261d790/tumblr_mmp0u8jGFr1qj13p7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3f9721cb75701b4112d8181f2bbb08c/tumblr_mmp0u8jGFr1qj13p7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41d423876ca4bd8c998940c9c9c5a492/tumblr_mmp0u8jGFr1qj13p7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6363172a783cb47493aa5a90d135ecdd/tumblr_mmp0u8jGFr1qj13p7o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307299264http://stittstittstitt.tumblr.com/post/50307299264Sun, 12 May 2013 21:27:27 -0400